Two brothers divided.
Me: Hey bro, want to play something?
Bro: Sure, what you got in mind?
Me: I dunno, something shooty. CoD?
Bro: Alright, stick in World at War then.
[5 minutes later..]
Me: What the hell?!? Stop looking at my screen!
Bro: Me? You stop looking at mine!
Me: How could I be looking at yours – you killed me!
Bro: Only ’cause you’re too stupid to shoot straight. You’re not even aiming!
Me: IT’S A SHOTGUN, YOU DON’T AIM.
Bro: hmm, sniper vs shotgun at opposite ends of the map. Well it’s obvious that I must be cheating to kill you(!)
Me: Change your weapon, then.
Bro: You change yours!
Me: But I’m losing, why should I – GODDAMMIT! Stop looking at my screen!
Bro: Ha. Oooh, artillery strike!
Me: *Flings controller.
Bro: I win!
Split screen, the bane of family life.