Top ten edible Pokemon

You read that right.

We’ve all thought about it, I’m just posting the necessary article. What are the most delicious looking Pokemon?

Number Ten: Slowpoke

Team Rocket considered their tails to be an expensive delicacy, and who am I to disagree?

Number Nine: Shellder

Shellfish isn’t everyone’s first choice, although we’d all love to pry one open and season it just to have had the experience.

Number Eight: Doduo

It’s a two headed chicken nugget.

Number Seven: Foongus

Truffles, Pokemon style.

Number Six: Ducklett

I love duck, and don’t know anyone who doesn’t. Dice and serve with shredded carrot.

Number Five: Corphish

I’ve never had lobster, although Corphish looks promising.

Number Four: Exeggcute

Yolks, yolks. (Internet cookie if you catch that reference!)

Number Three: Krabby

Crab is fabulous, and those claws would make for interesting dinner conversation.

Number Two: Spoink

Bouncy bacon. Pig on a stick. Delicious.

Number One: Vanilluxe

No need to say anything. Just stare and drool.

-Michael